There's nothing scarier than credit card debt, high mutual fund fees, and biting into a Skittle only to realize it's an M&M.
It's that time of year again for Pumpkin Spice IRAs and Stock Picking in the "Apple" Orchard
Like starting every conversation with a comment about how crazy it is that it's already August.
Like that really cool neighbor that waits until midnight on July 8th to light off all his remaining fireworks. Hope you don't have work in the morning!
The digitial equivalent of someone pulling into your driveway to turn around.
April bonds bring May coupons.
Suffering from nasuea due to eating too many Reese's Eggs in one sitting
Suffering from FOMO for not buying more NVIDIA in 2015
Suffering from altitude sickness due to new all time highs!
Suffering from crowded gyms and cold weather.